These Old Navy commercials have gone on long enough

Mannequins- not only are they deceiving but they also haunt dreams. The mannequins that have been frequenting the last few Old Navy commercials are not only creepy as all hell but they are more annoying than Jim Carrey when you have a terrible headache.

Now, don't get me wrong, I enjoy Old Navy fashions. I even accidentally stole one of my sister's most recent purchases from there after our mom did the laundry. Damn, that purple long sleeve shirt is comfortable!

Back to the point! The vapid, inane mannequins in Old Navy's commercials as of late make me not want to shop there. Faux baby bumps? Standing in the middle of a bustling city street talking about horizontal stripes? I am just totally turned off where I not only mute the television when the commercials come on, I turn the channel.

Long story short, mannequins might sneak up on me in the stores I habitually visit now (causing me to relive my nightmares of the doll from Child's Play from when I was 9), but they can't take away my comfortable and affordable fashion choices! Huzzah!